Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What nationality are most fish?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?