What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do runners watch so much TV?