Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
The Holy Ghost!
How does a cow do math?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is the strongest animal?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?