Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?