Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What school subject really rocks?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What day of the week do chickens hide?