Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do hurricanes see?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?