Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
I'm not a bad putter.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What job did the corn on the cob get?