How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
How are mountains able to see?
I broke my finger!
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a henway?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?