What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is blue and not heavy?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?