Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How can you make 7 even?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?