Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What animal always goes to heaven?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?