Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What type of bat doesn't fly?