Why was the horse so happy?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?