How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What sport is full of interior designers?