Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Did you know about April 1st?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?