How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?