What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?