What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do jokesters study in college?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What birds make average students?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of water does an angel like?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?