What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which singer could always break a five?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?