What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What does an evil hen lay?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did summer say to spring?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?