Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What condiment has wings?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?