What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the frog starve?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?