What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which celebrity always frowns?