What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are books always so angry?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?