Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who is God's favorite superhero?