Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do you take sick ponies?