What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the barber win the race?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?