What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the toad die?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?