Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a small mom?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is another term for the price of gas?