Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What dog never pays attention in class?