Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
When do mice play every day?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?