How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do chips wear socks?