Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are winter days great?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
