Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?