Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?