Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What table can you never sit at?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?