What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do fish live in salt water?