What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?