Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?