Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do hurricanes see?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the spider so smart?