What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is the difference between baseball and law?