How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What are you studying in math?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the calf play in the school band?