What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?