What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?