What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?