Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?