Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What game do bats excel at?
What do Scottish toads play?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do billboards talk?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?