Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the fish blush?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?