Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
It's allergy season again?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What condiment has wings?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is the strongest animal?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?