Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?