How can you make 7 even?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?