What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which fly makes films?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?