What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
When does a horse talk?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?