What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?