What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
How do you measure a millennial?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the whale cross the road?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's the richest basketball team?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?