What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How does a barber get to work?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?