My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why is furniture so generous?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do people always trip on September 22?