Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What table can you never sit at?