What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are books always so angry?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?