Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?