Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How can you farm during the winter?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?