What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What is a mom's favorite game?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?