Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which singer could always break a five?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?