To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?