To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
When does a horse talk?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?