What did the stair machines call each other?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How did the pirate call his mother?