What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the fish blush?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are grandkids so great?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?