Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
People are so hard on car mechanics.