Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What tea do footballers drink?
When does a horse talk?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?