What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How does dinner smell?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which animal will never go bald?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are winter days great?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?