When should you start writing a book?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?