Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?