What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do termites go camping?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which subject has two parts?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?